gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

(via mamalovebone)

dude-dont-just-dont:

When your parents complain about you singing show tunes all the time

image

(via negovanman)

fuckmegentlywithabrendonurie:

superwholockpotterandrock:

juzzypotter:

CENTURIES???

IMMORTALS????

I’m sensing a theme here.

Yeah, one word titles, AND ITS THROWING ME OFF

plurals, single words, and foreshadowing that fall out boy will never leave this earth

(via thegirlwiththedragonobsession)

godotal:

I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.

godotal:

I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.

(via negovanman)

cleverpudding:

niknak79:

Kids playing with a water hose during coast guard demonstration.

the longer I look at this the harder I laugh

cleverpudding:

niknak79:

Kids playing with a water hose during coast guard demonstration.

the longer I look at this the harder I laugh

(via negovanman)

"When men imagine a female uprising, they imagine a world in which women rule men as men have ruled women."

Sally Kempton

It’s been apparent to me for a while that most men can’t really imagine “equality.”  All they can imagine is having the existing power structure inverted.

I cannot decide whether this shows how unimaginative they are, or shows how aware they must be of what they do in order to so deeply fear having it turned on them. (via lepetitmortpourmoi)

(Source: yourenotsylviaplath, via misterwonton)

wehaveourdragons:

castiali:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

 #my favourite is when you hear a deep heavy sigh afterwards #or a string of curse words

(Source: queenbradbury, via thegirlwiththedragonobsession)

rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

(via thegirlwiththedragonobsession)

(Source: humorstop, via negovanman)

trolltina:

me as a parent

(via negovanman)

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni, via thegirlwiththedragonobsession)

strider-inquire:

strider-inquire:

ok but why is there such a stigma amongst straight guys on taking a girl wearing a suit to homecoming or prom? like have you seen a cute girl in a nice suit?

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if you think a guy dating a girl is gay then boy do i have some news for you

(via thegirlwiththedragonobsession)

gimpygabi:

-chairmanmeow:

why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails. 

i want a ghost movie set in walmart.

“cleanup in aisle 13”

but there is no aisle 13

(via thegirlwiththedragonobsession)

offside-goal:

stablefree:

offside-goal:

"Innocent animals"

Are there guilty animals

I wonder if birds sell cocaine

Some are quack dealers

I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you

(via thegirlwiththedragonobsession)